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We asked readers to come up with captions for this photo by photographer Robert G. Breese of turkeys crossing Glenwood Road in Pine Island. And readers did not disappoint, providing good humor, whimsy and word play. And maybe, just maybe, a turkey or two among them.

“Is that a car? I see a car? Do you see a car? What car? What’s a car?”

Jan Palaggi, Palaia Vineyards in Highland Mills

“Ughhhh - 5 o’clock traffic already.”

Kathy Sidoti “O. K., gang, spread out. We need to find Tom.”

The Lenihans of Harriman “Who’s in charge? Get us back to the woods”

Barbara Schaldonat “Oh, boy, we’re lost, but I’m thinking it’s this way.”

Carly Kosen, Warwick “Outta my way, Butterball.”

Sherry Rosso “Come on, guys. There’s some cute chicks across the road.”

Dara Jonkoski “Y.O.L.O.” (You only live once.)

“Come on - follow me!” “Which way did he go, Doc?” (From the old Warner Bros. cartoons)

“Why DID the chicken cross the road?”

“Are we there yet?” “Who brought the map?”

“OK, girls, and a one and a two .... Rockettes, here we come.”

Gary Carter "Sarge, get these damn turkeys in step... Hup,two,three, four!"

Robert Demetry, Warwick “Is it the Hokey-Pokey or the Turkey Trot?”

Robert Oehme “Your other left, Turkey!”

Robert Oehme It should read: “An ordinary meeting of the Orange County Legislature”.

Louis J. DellaPeruta “Not all politicians have the same view.”

From an e-mail sent by kevmahre@

“Hey, guys,” says the one turkey heading back, “you are going the wrong way”

Gloria Oehme of Newburgh “Which way did he go, George?”

Bill Polchinski “Why did the turkeys cross the road?

“To see if the chickens were there.”

Beth Profiro “Lets follow the chickens and find out why they crossed the road.”

Brian Donnelly, Highland Mills

“Why DID the turkey cross the road?”

From ethelin41@ “Which came first: the turkey or the road?”

Fran Gillman, Monroe “Hurry, guys. It’ll be Thanksgiving before you know it.”

Mary Koll, Central Valley